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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
zzz............ / 9:57 PM

Feeling soo tired nw...wanna sleep,zzz..........i jus did a spring clean 4 mi bedroom coz mi mother say itz lik a kennel...omg,she dare to call me a doggie...not bad laa,@ least itz a best frend of human..hehhehz...


Monday, November 20, 2006
{post deleted} / 2:28 PM

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Due to Coolgirlz n Kris shockness...(They wan me to lie)heh heh!!!


/ 12:33 AM

Saw tat 'him' again...I cant believe i can c 'him' @ Causewaypoint n he was sitting rite opposite me...Haizz...really will hav bad luck...OMG!!!


Sunday, November 19, 2006
Jokes / 8:56 PM

Saw some jokes @ jokes diary which i dun think is jokes...c it urselves...

Escapes from prison:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, they have a short conversation where they whisper to each other.
Husband:Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!
Wife:He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too!

Male organ:
Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman...

Question : Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Spain : Because it charges every time it sees an opening...

Question : Ms. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth...

Question : Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door...

Question : Ms. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India : Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labours.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. India : Because it works day and night...

Question : Ms. Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male organs in Malaysia are like the Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms. Malaysia : Looks tough but actually very soft...

Question : Ms. Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms. Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over...

Are these jokes funny?if not,they shld not call jokes...


Monday, November 13, 2006
Super 'shuai' / 8:26 PM

OMG!!!i saw ms tan 2day at 888 n i 4got to tuck in my P.E attire...she kept looking @ me...luckily she din come to me n scold me...i will tell her now is after sch time liaoz...change topic...



smthing happened to me 2day...i saw 1 suspicious guy who is abt in sec sch...i was buying smthing n lining behind him...he was glacing at me in a VV suspicious manner tad i feel uncomfortable...after he had took his packed food,he turn aroud n look @ me n took a glance at mi name tag(lasted 4 abt 3 seconds)eel...


Saturday, November 11, 2006
trip to Malacca / 8:58 PM

Goin to Malacca 2morrow...not so excited coz juz goin 4 a day...haizz...not fun at all...i wanna go somewhere further lik japan,korea,etc...so far,the countries i hav gone is Malasia and Thailand...grr...so envious of WY...she soo gd...holiday always can go other countries...


Thursday, November 09, 2006
OMIG!!! / 9:16 PM

Haiz...saw 'M' again who will let me bad luck...whats more worst is i saw him for 8-9 times on three days(mon,tues,wed)... it means that on average i saw him for thrice one day...not the sch is too small coz i onli c him at an area (canteen, hall, parade square) i really cnnt believe my fate...sobs...


long time no blog / 9:16 PM

Hi again!such a long time no blog...too lazy liao...now after exams will try to post more often...


Saturday, November 04, 2006
All abt dogs / 10:54 AM

BICHON FRISE

The Bichon Frise is a small but sturdy dog with natural white coat,proud head carriage,dark eyes surrounded by dark haloes and tail carried over back.His friendly,outgoing and easy character makes him an excellent companion.