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Sunday, November 19, 2006
Jokes / 8:56 PM
Saw some jokes @ jokes diary which i dun think is jokes...c it urselves...Escapes from prison:A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, they have a short conversation where they whisper to each other.Husband:Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!Wife:He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too!Male organ:Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question : How can you say so? Ms. America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman... Question : Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull). Question : How can you say so? Ms. Spain : Because it charges every time it sees an opening... Question : Ms. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours. Question : How can you say so? Ms. Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth... Question : Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question : How can you say so? Ms. Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door... Question : Ms. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. India : Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labours. Question : How can you say so? Ms. India : Because it works day and night... Question : Ms. Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male organs in Malaysia are like the Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms. Malaysia : Looks tough but actually very soft... Question : Ms. Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question : How can you say so? Ms. Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over... Are these jokes funny?if not,they shld not call jokes...
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8th WORLD WONDER .
Hello people , in case you're in the wrong blog , yeah , my name is Qi Wen . I don't like my chinese pronouncation ?? though , but I don't mind if you call my that way . My birthday's on 13 December 1995 ,
so do your math & calculate how old i am . I study in Woodlands Ring Primary School previously , and currently I'm a member of 2G`09 in Chung Cheng Yishun . I'm in CCHYCO , & playing the erhu .
I can be very horny , but don't be afraid 'cause I won't rape you .
I often sing like nobody's business , like how cool is this .
I'm not really concerned about height issues but that doesn't make you have the right to say I'm short .
Currently , I'm trying to turn to a quiet person . So pardon me if i don't talk to you .
I'm obessed with quite a number of stuffs/people . Like I love to eat potatoes & mangoes , and i like the colour white & yellow . I'm crazy in monkeys & octopus , cause I think they're super adorable .
I'm in love with Justin Chon who acted as Eric Yorkie in Twilight & ??? cause I think they're are hot . Oh , and because of my obession for monkeys , I created a group called the MONKEY PROTECTION SOCIETY.
I don't really care if there's only four members in the group , don't try to say i'm stupid to create this pathetic group .
I like to cook & sew , sorta a typical housewife , just that I don't like house work . I also like to play with balloons , especially doing balloon sculpture . I'm just a beginner when doing balloon sculpture ,
but I'll definitely work harder , to twist & turn adorable animals .
I'm a super glutton for your information . I can do anything to get my food . I often crave for certain food , and will become grumpy & will start to throw tantrum without my food . hehs .
You can contact me at my MSN , although I don't like to talk to strangers .
I have a Friendster account , and a Facebook account .
I do have another blog which is @ Livejournal.com .
I think I have a long profile here . Don't say I'm naggy 'cause I didn't ask you to read either .
Toodles <3
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& around the shining squares of London .
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Sunday, November 19, 2006
Jokes / 8:56 PM
Saw some jokes @ jokes diary which i dun think is jokes...c it urselves...Escapes from prison:A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, they have a short conversation where they whisper to each other.Husband:Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!Wife:He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too!Male organ:Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question : How can you say so? Ms. America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman... Question : Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull). Question : How can you say so? Ms. Spain : Because it charges every time it sees an opening... Question : Ms. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours. Question : How can you say so? Ms. Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth... Question : Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question : How can you say so? Ms. Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door... Question : Ms. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. India : Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labours. Question : How can you say so? Ms. India : Because it works day and night... Question : Ms. Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male organs in Malaysia are like the Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms. Malaysia : Looks tough but actually very soft... Question : Ms. Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms. Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question : How can you say so? Ms. Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over... Are these jokes funny?if not,they shld not call jokes...
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